By Dom - 26/05/2012 21:35 - South Africa - Kwa-zulu

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML
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zombicidal 11

everyone knows its butters "that's me"

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stevenJB 25

Lol. All i see is the irony of his cat named "butters" is stuck and can't get free. :3 obvious I know, but i felt like pointing it out.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

dont miss with your hacksaw. otherwise it would be cat murder. im not 100% on my law knowledge but i hear cat murdering is a feline-y.

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vbmg152 18

Get the poor cat out! You don't deserve a pet! You post on here instead of helping the cat? What kind of person are you? You suck!

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CustardAndPie 13

Wow, #66, overreaction? In all likelihood, OP helped the cat out first, but worded the FML this way for a more dramatic effect. And either way, this isn't "you don't deserve a pet!"-worthy. Cats are very good at getting themselves into places they shouldn't be. They are equally as good at getting out, they're never as stuck as they want you to think they are, and a lot of the time they scratch the shit out of you when you try to help, and then run off.

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nattynatters 14

Agreed. Every FML you write is supposed to be present tense. It could be a story from ten years ago. That's the magic of the Internet.

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reddudeover 2

Pretty sure we could figure that one out fat tony. Thanks for the consideration though.

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pfclunchbox005 1

So instead of helping your cat. Your posting this??? You must really love your cat

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GaleIsHawt 5

You didn't learn after the first time? Get rid of the umbrella stand!

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DoorMatCat 3

LOL I HAVE A CAT NAMED BUTTERS TOO

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GothicAngel17 24

I THOUGHT SHOUTING WAS AGAINST THE COMMENTING POLICY BEcAUSE IT'S ANNOYING AS ****

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DoorMatCat 3

ACTUALLY, THE CAPS ON MY KEYBOARD IS JAMMED. I'M NOT ACTIALLY YELLING.

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ICastillo 24

Lube that pussy up and pull him out!

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Mariebaz 11

What the ****? Meow, that was taking it too fur.

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cob05 0

Use the hacksaw on the cat and save yourself an umbrella stand (which is more useful anyway...)

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False_Stupidity 41

Why don't you help him that's why he's crying

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CRC_101 31

Probably because OP thinks it would be better for Butters to get himself out on his own like he usually does than to use a hacksaw so close to the poor kitty. ^_-

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