By waiting till marriage, she said - 10/06/2015 15:28 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Welshite 39

I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.

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toaster87 19

Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!

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maggiefox 25

Anyone wanna talk? Message me!

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IndianaJoe0321 19

Sad ... Wouldn't have sex with her boyfriend (OP) but had no problem banging his brother.

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carrissa3 13

If shes that stupid to believe the crap coming out of her mouth your beter off without her.

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nomrana 14

I guess she was hoping for a "technicality" fault haha.. cheer up. plenty of fishes in the sea.

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more4me 27

I don't even know what to say... she's a c*nt and your brother needs an ass kicking for being a party to it. ugh !!!

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magickiss87 22

Well, I guess that makes what she did ok then. right? Lol. FYL, Op! You're better off without someone so inconsiderate.

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Goblin182 26

We were on a break!

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speed150mph 2

Lol here's what I'd do, I'd casually tell my brother that she lied to him, that you were actually the one who broke off the relationship because you found out she cheated... After she was diagnosed with syphilus, then finish with a off hand " so yeah I'd get yourself checked out" and walk away

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dragonrider1959 18

She needs to tell you for it to be a breakup

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Jayroc 18

Hope your brother is from another mother. Dick move on his part!!

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