Intimacy: Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed...

By waiting till marriage, she said - 10/06/2015 15:28 - United States - Pasadena

Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML

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By married and hates - 19/12/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 02:11 - Israel

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 23:12 - Canada

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By MTJY - 12/09/2011 04:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2019 23:00

Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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The nerve!

By Fuck you, Rachel - 19/10/2022 10:00

Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:17

I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.

toaster87 19

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:20

Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!

Comments

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:14

That's an entirely new level of "Facebook Official."

annalily5 28

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:15

I mean technically she's right if that was her way of breaking up with you. Still scummy beyond belief, but not technically cheating. Either way, be glad she's no longer your problem.

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:33

I could understand your whole Facebook point if they were 12. Besides regardless OPs brother should've at least had some respect for OP, and kept it in his pants.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:27

It's cheating because in order to break up with someone, they have to be aware of it. Either way, technicalities aside, this was incredibly low of the ex and the brother. Like bottom feeder low.

vikky538 28

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:22

She is logically correct but wrong in so many other ways

alex_gen 38

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:27

Judging by your username, I'd say you dodged a bullet with not having sex with her. Who knows what other guys she's slept with in the meantime, and what STDs you might've contracted.

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:30

Looks like the brother's the one that has to worry about all that. Muahahaha. ;)

jberg583 12

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:43

Wow, as if cheating wasn't bad enough... With your bro. Sorry OP

Phazoid 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:43

Technically, your ex is a lying *****

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:50

And you call that brother?!

Eyalsh 32

Thursday 11 June 2015 1:58

literal bros before hoes here. i'd blame my brother first, if she's a cheater by nature, nothing can change that. think positively; better this than staying with her and actually waiting until marrige as your username hints, before you even find out. good riddance OP, i feel for you, i had something similar.

mtbluc 21

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:07

Technically, there is no such thing as 'insanity' as it is a purely legal definition used in the "not guilty by reasons of insanity" also, there is no definition of insanity in the DSM nor is there a description of a "mental breakdown" as they are described as "the brains inability to cope with the present situation" not a "mental breakdown" But sorry to hear that op. She sounds like a bitch.