Work: Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected...

By Username - 28/02/2011 16:26

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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wisericky 12

Monday 28 February 2011 18:54

thats like talking in an other language to us simple foke

happyhak 5

Monday 28 February 2011 18:55

Ha ha ha! Sounds like his vocabulary isn't as sophisticated as yours!

Comments

sinnikle 5

Monday 28 February 2011 20:28

This reminds me of the episode of Doug when Skeeter is a genius and uses the word "apodictic" and Doug gets jealous. Doug goes home and tries to read advanced literature and fails. Just imagine the asst. manager struggling to learn a new word at home and enjoy yourself a small chuckle. Inferiority complexes can be mighty annoying when said person has a higher position

Illblowyourmind 3

Monday 28 February 2011 20:48

Definite win :) made my current five minutes.

IGotServedcouk 0

Monday 28 February 2011 21:20

They might have been worried that the customer would find you patronising. Or could be assholes. /shrug.

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 28 February 2011 21:23

Emulate me and eschew obfuscation.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 February 2011 23:06

eschew on this!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 28 February 2011 21:29

You could have just said "we want your experience to be satisfactory" or something easily understandable... Did you really think a customer would understand that?

Schiffy 18

Monday 28 February 2011 22:37

Either you're AM's a moron, or you work for Guns n' Buns Inc.

Valle79 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 10:25

Your. Not you're. They're very small words...please get them right.

willou35_fml 13

Monday 28 February 2011 23:01

haha

alaskanhybrid 5

Monday 28 February 2011 23:15

Slip that Assistant Manager some Rufelin and have your "Way" with him.

mrjude 3

Monday 28 February 2011 23:56

You should complain to higher management and explain to them that you are being discriminated against for having a brain.

JazzytheMan 3

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:26

When I worked retail I remember some middle school girls saying, "You can tell she's smart by the way she talks!" I spent the rest of the night wondering how my vocabulary was any different.