Miscellaneous: Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather...

By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML

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Booze-fuelled family drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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strar009 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:05

some1hones 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:11

chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy

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movies12 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:04

**** you Monday!! :( y can't it be Friday!!

misspeg 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:06

props to ur grandfather for punching above his weight...bigtime!!!

Ohnothingreally 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:30

Pedophile grandpa?

perdix 29

Monday 2 November 2009 22:56

A 24-year-old is a woman. For a 67-year-old to want a 24-year-old is not pedophilia. The term for it is: Normal. For the 24-year-old to accept his advances means either a) he's awesome or b) she's desperate.

kewlcat 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 3:59

awesome = rich

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:40

Like Ray Stevens sang He's his own Grandpa.,.LOL

NawaltheWall 4

Monday 2 November 2009 22:44

Having an aunt who is younger than you isn't that uncommon. I'm a teen but many of my cousins are closer to my parents' age than mine, and some of their kids are older than me. Not really a big deal.

TrillianMcRed 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:48

Uhm.. It's not that bad really.. I have aunts and uncles younger than me too.. I wouldn't call this an FML!

Haitch 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:53

That's certainly... unconventional. But, c'mon, age is just a number. if I were you, I'd be hoping for that much game too when I'm 67. As long as the both of them are happy, STFU and get on with your life.

MandyPandy 4

Monday 2 November 2009 22:58

Age is literally just a number. One of my friends is 17 years younger than his nephew, it's life, get over it.

Jujube93 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:02

Congrats. You should be happy tho. granted it's a little out of the ordinary but still a baby was born new life came and joined the rest of the living. but eewwww on the 24 yr old and 67 I just got a pretty nasty mental image...

ragdollxox 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:09

the age difference is kind of creepy, but you should be happy :) my grandmother is older than her aunt by 15 years, but they have a wonderful relationship