By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 931
You deserved it 3 779

Same thing different taste

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some1hones 0

chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy

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I also wanted to add "Just because you can,doesn't mean you should"

HAHAHAHAHA that would happen in Alabama!

country4life17 0

Man **** you and all y'all city slickers you have no clue what your even talkin bout cause you never step foot out of the damn house or how to do anything for yourself

Man that sucks... but it sounds cute..! Saying Hi Aunt (Emma?) to a baby

It comes from the prostate, not the balls. Try to know something before you argue

token_blackguy 18

how is this a FML? And who is surprised this happened in Alabama lol. Viagra and enzyte ftw!

Now I ain' sayin' she a gold digga, but she ain' messin' wit' no broke nigga

HAHAHAHA! Good one ! P.S. I love that song!

I was definitely about to comment with those song lyrics. Thanks for reading my mind :)

OLOtheDemigodess 0

It's more of an FML for the baby. Think about it.. when the girl's a teen... let's say, 15 her dad will be 82. Think of the harrassment at school not to mention what a messed up family that would be... at least, I have a strong feeling family problems will arise. Anyway, I'm certainly grateful my dad's not going to be too old by the time I graduate!!

kinda sucks for your parent more..... having a sister 18 years younger then your kid.... and a stepmother younger then you are

u think u have it bad, my cousin is also my second cousin, (my mom's half sister 'ginger' had a baby named 'amy', amy's dad is named 'roice hancock' my mom's dad is named 'roice hancock', so 'amy' is my mom's sister/nince) oh and my 61 year old biological father is getting married to a 24 year old lady my new step mommy is young enough to be my sister and yes she wants me to call her mommy

I would tell her to go to hell and then move far far away

Tell her to **** off. She's not your mother in any way, shape or form. She's just the ***** your dad is *******. If you really have to tell it to her that bluntly so she understands, by all means do it and report back!

Willy75 0

Your grandma is 6 years older than you. Nice.

Mynx 0
baby_gurl2405 0

thats acctualy pretty histarical! like seriously though who, in their twentys, gets together with an old guy? say jello much?