Miscellaneous: Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather...

By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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By newniece - 27/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 87

Booze-fuelled family drama

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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strar009 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:05

some1hones 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:11

chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy

Comments

HotSauce_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:31

Kudos to him, now stop bitching.

MelanieP_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:36

Well...you DO live in Alabama...

Armin_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:43

Today, my aunt came.. WHY did you put suggestive dots there >_>

CowboysFan 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:44

Haha, that reminds me of You've Got Mail. Tom Hanks has like a 9 year old Aunt!

flyboy57 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:45

damn! your grandpa is big pimpin!

WorkThatButt 2

Monday 2 November 2009 21:49

/popcorn

nonnymouse 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:50

Just remember, it's not your auntie's fault. She's just an innocent baby, and needs all the love she can get.

n0lovesongs 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:52

This is a fantastically-worded FML. You literally made my Monday with this. Thank you.

shakenbake93 0

Monday 2 November 2009 21:57

hey!!! stfu about md

ushwia 4

Monday 2 November 2009 22:03

Yeah but think of how messed up the kid will be in ten years... when daddy's 77! Someone's not going to go iceskating with his little princess... maybe he can teach her how to steal oatmeal from the other geriatric patients at the Home.