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Sounds like something they'd use in Spongebob...
Isn't that illegal?
Thumbs up this comment if you went straight to google and typed in "coral paste" or "coral toothpaste" once you read this fml.
Coral's an animal you dickwad.
no one here is smart everyone just googled it obviously
For the love of God, please stop using Coral Paste immediately and convince your mother to do so, as well. Coral is similar to pumus in texture; pumus soap is often used to get grease off of hands. I can only image what the bits of hard coral (animal remains?) are doing to the enamal on your family's teeth. It will not help in whitening teeth, if that is the result your mother is expecting. With the lack of enamal, teeth just appear more yellow, unless whitening is continued which could cause teeth and gum sensitivity. :( After reading what I just finished writing, I think I should be a spokes(wo)man for oral health.
I'm calling bullshit on this one
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don't know if I should trust u, your fml sounds a bit fishy...
ewww