Love: Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends,... - FML

By JPTK - 17/06/2012 16:08 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML

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JPTK 1

Monday 18 June 2012 11:50

OP CLARIFICATION TIME!!!!! A *month* ago, me and my ex broke up as I was moving away, 3 days later she got drunk and had rebound sex with some guy. Talking to my best mate, he said we should go on a lads holiday around Europe to get over our exs etc. (He broke up with his around the same time). Y'know - meet some girls, work on our tan, drinks on the beach, you know the drill! Yesterday, when we were supposed to book, he told me he had to pull out as he'd gotten back with his ex and wanted to go on holiday with her. That is why FML.

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XxAnnie23xX 15

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

You deserve it. Why break up with your girlfriend just to pick up other chicks? You're kind of an asshole.

Nutz101 7

Monday 18 June 2012 0:09

Why would you do that in the first place? It doesnt make any sense. YDI

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jmedalene 2

Monday 18 June 2012 0:13

I guess you both should have really thought about it first

kathii01 20

Monday 18 June 2012 0:13

total dick move. ydi op

eyecon502 13

Monday 18 June 2012 0:14

Man, you are a douche...an epic one.

olpally 32

Monday 18 June 2012 0:42

Only Charlie sheen can do this shit... Ydi op!!

Angel157 8

Monday 18 June 2012 0:18

Karma can be just a bitchy as you. Ydi

the_enigma1019 1

Monday 18 June 2012 0:18

Really, how big of an asshole can you even be? You don't deserve to have a girlfriend at all!

2ndSucks 15

Monday 18 June 2012 1:38

And now he doesn't. Wish granted.

lajaynay 15

Monday 18 June 2012 0:19

That is dumb to do but at least you didn't pretend to be faithful. Your friend just has real feelings for his girl and you should stay single until you mature a bit on the idea of commitment.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 18 June 2012 0:19

You're both pigs.

glitterysnails 7

Monday 18 June 2012 2:46

Unlike your kitten which is SO cute, might I irrelevantly add :')

emeraldisle 30

Monday 18 June 2012 2:59

Thanks!

MoonPhase123 4

Monday 18 June 2012 4:14

They can't be pigs. Pigs are nicer.

brackaman 18

Wednesday 20 June 2012 8:57

Lol. Your kitten picture juxtaposes your comment so well yet they're both so awesome

lottie333 0

Monday 25 June 2012 0:53

totally agree with both

toocute4u 5

Monday 18 June 2012 0:20

Well at least you dumped her and didn't cheat

TrentF13 12

Monday 18 June 2012 0:21

Pure plain and simple: idiot

lonkite101 14

Monday 18 June 2012 0:27

Dafuq did I just read

chellyX92 8

Monday 18 June 2012 0:49

It's called an FML.

lonkite101 14

Monday 18 June 2012 0:55

43- cool story bro tell it again. xD

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