By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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Frenchtony 17

Everyone knows Canada is in Europe ! Vive le Quebec libre !

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notjanedoe 27

Well, at least now you don't have to worry about finding the perfect gift for her next birthday. A nice atlas will do nicely I should think.

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jojimugo 20

The only cure for stupidly is a gloc or a 45

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Whatapuffchild 23

I dont even..can we talk english now or..? can someone translate?

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Freethaawave 19

Fun fact, Canadian police carry glock 18's. The more you know!

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isallwaysme 27

Fun fact, RCMP use 9mm smith & wesson. only SOME town police use glocs

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Freethaawave 19

Where I'm from in Toronto (not really what one would call a town), they carry glock 18's and some (very few) glock 19's. I swear RCMP's are like in the country, I barely see them, but do see a lot of regular police.

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

Show her a globe, that'll shut her up.

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olpally 32

Just bitch slap the stupid out of her before I do... Good lord. Lol.

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SilverArrow46 14

No! South America is South South Canada!

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thanhmaaai 9

I'm Canadian and I could only WISH Canada was in South Africa. Our winter is horrible, not to mention we're in the middle of June and it's still pretty cold and rainy :(

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militarybrat 21

You mean south america? Some of their weather isnt that great either. Hot and rainy all the time? No thanks!

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Cazz91 21

Depends on the part of Canada you live in. If you're in Alberta, I agree. Normally our Summers are dry and hot. The last couple years its been wet, cold and oddly humid. O.o

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ManInTheMachine 19

I'm in Ontario, and it's just starting to feel like spring--in June. It snowed just over a month ago. Right now, it's pissing rain on and off. I WISH we had that kind of weather right now.

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TheDrifter 23

I'm in Alberta too, but hoping for Alberta summers and NSW/generally Aussie winters. Aussie summers are just plain too hot.

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thanhmaaai 9

Oops sorry guys, I typed Africa thinking America -.- but I'm in Montreal and it's been raining none stop a lot lately! And the temperature is no more than 20C :(

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thenewgirl29 20

I am in Edmonton and it has been raining for 2 weeks straight. We even had a tornado warning last week even with it being so cold.

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kallima_fml 3

My dad is in NS and he said that it pours, and they had hail 2 days ago. The temperature fluctuates wildly! I currently live in southwestern Ontario and it feels like spring, but we still get cold nights where I need an extra blanket! If we've been in South America all this time, I feel seriously gyped!

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Sodapop40 21

I'm in Calgary and it's been raining non-stop for practically a month. I just want warmth and sunshine.

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shadowkitty101 5

I know I hope winter comes late this year

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SamCat 21

I'm in San Diego California, fml ;-) lol hate me, bury me deep, I'm chillin at the beach anyways :)

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Drifting 21

You should never argue with a moron...you won't win even when your right lol

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Cazz91 21

Oh really? I thought we were apart of Africa. ;) In all seriousness, why would your friend confuse us for the southern part of the Americas anyways when we are much colder than our southern cousins?

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jeepers_1 21

Unfortunately I'm hearing this more and more (and not just on here). I'm not sure what kids in the states are learning in school (or even if they are at all) but obviously something needs to change. I know for a fact that some Americans don't think that Canada is even involved in the Middle East. I mean how stupid can you be?!

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Kiki242 19

Our education system may not be great but it generally does a better job than this. It's just that people talk about the stupid people more than the intelligent people.

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nightbirdblue 27

If you asked a thousand people in any country, then you would find at least one idiot that didn't know something like what OP discovered their friend didn't know. Idiots are in every nation.

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EdifierArtist 3

This is exactly why I broke up with my last girlfriend.. I feel your pain OP

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