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By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:15

My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:14

What was the reply?

Comments

KayleeFrye 39

Thursday 24 October 2013 0:20

1. Why didn't you check before you sent it? 2. Why do you have your professor's number? Any teacher would have to be an idiot to give a student their phone number!

RickiRose 9

Thursday 24 October 2013 3:09

Hahaha, I lol'd so hard at this :)

jaybogg187 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 3:32

Not to offend but why do you have your history professor's phone number

pensacolalady 10

Thursday 24 October 2013 5:59

OMG!

pensacolalady 10

Thursday 24 October 2013 6:01

OMG! Always, always double check before hitting send! I hope he/she understands!

Cherice123 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 9:12

You have your history professor's number!!!

kaitlynjane 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:10

You can?? Holy shite. All this time I've been sending mine as mass texts, just to hopefully some day reach the person it was meant for. My whole life is a lie!