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By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:15

My question is why you have your history professors number in the first place.

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:14

What was the reply?

Comments

LoneBooker88 16

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:24

why do you even have your history professor's phone number?

kylemerritt 8

Monday 18 November 2013 2:17

how do you explain that one..

richardsgf 5

Tuesday 24 December 2013 8:00

Why the ******* GOD Did you have your teachers number???

mjb1595 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 4:48

And u know ur teachers phone number because...

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 11:19

always double check. ..ydi

kit9895 8

Thursday 24 December 2015 22:32

so...most women don't start scheduling mammograms until in their late forties or early fifties, yet you somehow still have a professor. which means either your friends with a woman twice your age, or you made this up.