Love: Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately...

By blind_loser - 12/07/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML

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By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By Court - 22/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

that's why you don't go on blind dates .

too_much_fun 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:57

When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.

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Whatevers_clever 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:06

If he stayed, I would have ordered the most expensive dish on the menu without him knowing beforehand and then left by pretending to go to the bathroom.

kacie13 1

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:36

I guess it could have been worse. But, he's a jerk.

kellster 2

Monday 13 July 2009 1:12

What an asshole! I hope you walked out!

ronbprod 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:29

I believe the words are correct but u all got the wrong sense of it, maybe he was appreciating the other guy.. .

Eternity_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:37

Haha. My name's Justin.

pete_skeet 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:29

bitch is probably fugly

JMAIS 0

Monday 13 July 2009 5:45

You need a better "best guy friend" who shoulda known better than to set you up with a new friend of his or one he knew was an A-hole.

Kid_Dynamo 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:08

aw that's way harsh. i'll go on a date with you :)

roflcopterzzz 0

Monday 13 July 2009 8:27

That is ******' funny. Just playing this scene out in my head makes me crack up.

Dush_fml 0

Monday 13 July 2009 14:41

This is such a sterotypical blind date disaster I saw coming from reading the beginning of this post. First favourited post. OP: You deserve it only in the perspective that you chose to go on the blind date. But then again, your best friend should have found a better man, but at the same time maybe he was the best he could find, either way, your fault.