Love: Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately...

By blind_loser - 12/07/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 718

You deserved it 3 311

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 259

You deserved it 7 635

How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 64

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 513

You deserved it 4 027

Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 481

You deserved it 9 909

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 997

You deserved it 4 483

By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 863

You deserved it 154

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 938

You deserved it 3 240

Self report

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97

You deserved it 743

By Court - 22/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 544

You deserved it 3 572

By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 077

You deserved it 3 702

Orchid_fml 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

that's why you don't go on blind dates .

too_much_fun 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:57

When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.

Comments

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:50

Blind dates are bad.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 13 July 2009 16:54

at that point what i wouldve done is ordered the most expensive meal on the menu and bounce before he does. hahaha sucks to be that guy.

davidtheday 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:55

In this day in age where almost everyone has a MySpace or Facebook, blind dates shouldn't happen.

beerab 0

Monday 13 July 2009 20:31

I would have said so Justin didn't do a good job huh? Then threw my water on him and walked out :D

theodivine 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 1:03

Oh man, what a **** sucker. That's harsh. :[ next time you go on a blind date and the guy's an ass hole, bring crushed up laxatives. When he gets up, put a shit load in his food. Pay back.

Unsure_1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 21:27

Make it the worst date ever.

TamiPanda 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 1:24

he could have been talking about the resteraunt.

jmcwuzup 7

Monday 21 March 2011 2:45

Justin is my name:D

kyliebear 15

Friday 19 August 2011 11:05

He's just taking his girlfriends for granted. He'll only take the pretty, good looking ones and the ones that are great at doing things for him. That guy is just being a jerk. Get on with your life.