Miscellaneous: Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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shaBAMalex 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:07

LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?

crazy_cat_lady 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!

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Gringo_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:45

Shoulda bought a FML t-shirt "today, i had nothing else to wear. FML"

goobergrape002 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:46

HAHAHAHA AGREE WITH #3

Person_Man 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:50

LOL #3

LackOfControl 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:54

You must have been wearing a hollister shirt.

ivdrscg 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:57

the best part would have been if you wore that shirt on a regular basis

wholeon 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:58

It's just a shirt. Buy a less ugly one next time and get over it.

yellow_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:59

I would tell everyone that you purposely wore it because it is hideous. Then hide it in your closet.

amirn86 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:03

I hope you at least PRETENDED it was intentional

zoo_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:05

# 12 is right :)

lynnycake 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:09

i call fake, you can't have that bad a taste.. not possible..

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