Kids: Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me...

By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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You deserved it 2 443

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Drunken mess

By bethany - 03/11/2011 17:36 - Australia

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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Property is theft

By mu5icadd1ct - 08/07/2016 13:22

Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough

Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML

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Doin' it for the 'gram

By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Sunshinenwhiskey - 05/05/2016 15:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML

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losesitall 18

Friday 28 August 2015 1:37

Family. You can't pick um

Likian5 26

Friday 28 August 2015 1:38

How childish...

Comments

daddysgirl243 21

Friday 28 August 2015 1:53

break something of hers

sunnyray812 42

Friday 28 August 2015 1:54

Do the same back, and use the same excuse. Then ask her how she felt.

thelionheart 14

Friday 28 August 2015 2:00

Break her neck?

MidnaLink 33

Friday 28 August 2015 4:20

Coming from a 14 year old. ARE YOU SERIOUS???

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Friday 28 August 2015 5:34

@34... I'm just going out on a limb here, but I'd say no, 14 is not serious.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 28 August 2015 6:54

Careful #44, #14 might take a chainsaw to that limb...

WhosThatItsMe 8

Friday 28 August 2015 13:58

@14: Obviously, it's the only logical thing to do: break phone, break neck. Perfectly balanced solution.

RtotheDTwo 9

Friday 28 August 2015 2:01

Sounds like she did this on purpose and came up with a bullshit excuse to justify what she did. Karma will find her.

Kiernan151 25

Friday 28 August 2015 5:52

**** karma, that takes too long. Sign that lil bitch up for ads and give her number to people known for selling personal info. Get her back through others. I of course do agree that she was hopefully punished, like getting her ass handed to her.

olpally 32

Friday 28 August 2015 2:06

Force her to buy you a new phone... After you strangle her first..

backdoorman010 9

Friday 28 August 2015 2:13

well I am guessing you won't ever make that mistake again

I_Like_Dogs 28

Friday 28 August 2015 2:13

1.Kidnap her phone 2.Threaten to break it 3.Make her buy you a new phone 4.??? 5.Profit

JerkfaceHD 9

Friday 28 August 2015 2:31

Ask to borrow her expensive object and break it for revenge, also repeat what she said.

leogachi 15

Friday 28 August 2015 2:46

People like your sister are why I don't let anyone use my electronics. I'm not saying that's what you should have done, because you couldn't have known that beforehand, but I definitely recommend it for the future.