By ragingwaffles - 13/08/2014 04:25 - United States - Chico

Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
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kyuubi1 14

well thats one way to make an impression.

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nomtard 16

And it's times like this you are so glad it was just a date. FYL, at least you don't have to see them again.

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hxnnxh 14

She turned up completely hammered and you stayed? That takes either dedication or desperation, hope it's not the latter Op!

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worldclassrager 39

Well you would pay anyway...girls never get the check unless the guy bails...on to the next one maybe...

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lord_meloetta 20

I am a girl and I have been on dates and paid the entire or my side of the bill. I will never let a date pay the entire bill because it's very rude.

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gracehi 31

Boy, did you luck out! **** ups don't usually reveal the **** upedness until you're married and have twelve kids together! (3 are biologically yours, 5 are fosters, and 4 are adopted. You're very compassionate people despite your flaws in this hypothetical situation I 've made up.)

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sirrubberduckie 35

I love that you've constructed this whole scenario.

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vikky538 28

not everyone has lots of love to throw it on people.. some people only have puke to throw up... fyl op

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Demoniq 25

This sounds like a severe case of the Rajesh Koothrappali :P Which is totally fictional and therefore I say FYL OP. Better luck next time!

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baseballbv 17

Raj had a case of mutism, not be a bitch, get blind drunk, puke, and leave syndrome.

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Demoniq 25

Oh? I've never seen the show, I was just taking a wild guess!!! ...or implying she had to get drunk to speak to him and it got out of hand. Lighten up dude.

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sjbartholome 14

You should have left the moment she showed up drunk.

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someguyhere 12

Crap, dates don't like it when you do that?

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thatoneninjadude 14

I'm sorry OP that would be a terrible first impression.

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