By grant b - 09/06/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
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visiON123 0

Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?

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Valentina_Baby 7

And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse

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igotnolegs 1

Ok, if no one else is gonna say it...WHAT THE ****??? Guns??? Oh, you're from Texas. Disregard what I said above.

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jc10x 8

I thumbed you up before i even read your comment because Arsenal is my favorite team lol

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capt_awesome1 11

that's pretty awesome. where do you work ?

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KaanTech 0

counter zombie force needed when somebody tries to eat your brain

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Pieratking 0

Depends on what guns but I would think about taking that offer. As long as there was a resale value on the ones you didn't want

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Zahos 0

I know that's what I would do.

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luvppl 6

why guns? like guns as in bang bang, you're dead? or guns like boom pow ?

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sxe_beast 11

I'm confused. Don't both guns that go bang bang and boom pow kill?

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luvppl 6

I mean like shooting guns or muscles?

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sxe_beast 11

OOOOOOOOOOOH guns as in like biceps?! How do you pay in human body parts? That's even weirder than paying with actual guns. *confusion* lol

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cgchamp89 7

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say OP is referring to the kind that go bang bang, you're dead...

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jvillan87 5

How the hell would he pay him in muscles? Seriously...you can't be that dumb.

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grizzly260 0

Your stupidity is unnerving. How the hell would you pay some one with muscle. Secondly what are you like 9?

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luvppl 6

Well actually no, I'm not stupid, but my mind is just too complex for you guys to comprehend... perhaps they said that they would work them hard? Half of these FMLs are inappropriate on here so I do apologize if I interpreted this to be the same... and also that those of you are to dense and childish that you assume that everyone else are idiots.

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grantyboi 0

I bet 169 spent an hour to write that trying to use proper spelling and grammar.

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luvppl 6

No, actually I didn't... proper spelling and grammar come naturally to me...

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akallaan 7

Actually, you spelled "'to' dense" wrong. It should be "too."

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Tears_2_Roses 0

i would do it...

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scottymbev 0

is he FPSRussia by any chance?

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Sebastian_NG 17

I'd love to be adopted by FPSRussia... Having guns for breakfast and hearing him talk with the accent... Awesome

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DboyCorleone 0

And as always you have nice day. FPSRussia us win

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