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I wish someone would pay me in guns... Actually I wish someone would just pay me.
This would be an FML if you said no. Take 'em and sell em' if you're not into it. Although on a more serious note, I would be pissed if that happened to me too. :/
hell yeah i want your job
This is one of the very few FMLs that has really made me laugh - Guns? WTF? However, assuming that guns are legal to own and sell where you are (unlike here in the UK) then you might want to take him up on the offer - he wouldn't be offering unless there was a risk you might not be paid otherwise and it's always best to have a gun in your hand when discussing that you haven't been paid! Sorry - I mean it's always best to have something of resale value rather than nothing at all.
It's Texas...you can definitely own guns.
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Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse