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By c - 22/07/2012 04:50 - United States - Denham Springs

Today, my boss bitched at me because my body language "indicates that you don't enjoy doing your job". I just have scoliosis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

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Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML

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Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 16:02 - United States - Elko

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

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Today, my boss wanted to talk to me. Nervous, I went to her office. Turns out that my coworkers talk about me behind my back, and my boss is worried about me. Apparently, I lie about my bad knees, and me wearing black leggings is horrible. Most of them wear sweatpants on a daily basis. FML

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By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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By upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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By nowbrokevaper - 19/11/2016 18:47 - United States - Pomona

Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML

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sunnyt 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:40

Im sorry about your scoliosis. Your boss is a bitch! You should tell him/her know though. The guilt will haunt them for life. >:)

ILoveMyXbox 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 12:37

Well, tell her that. She might not know.

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SammyS2012 21

Sunday 22 July 2012 16:39

I'm sorry OP; scoliosis sucks and is so painful. I had the surgery when I was 13 for my 60 degree curvature. Just explain to your boss. Surprisingly, not many people truly understand scoliosis and how it can affect your body and life, so proper education is in order. I hope you feel better!

mimerino 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 8:27

I'd thumbs up this more than once if I could!

patacus 14

Sunday 22 July 2012 16:45

I feel you. haven't been to the doctors in years, but at last check I had a 30something degree S curve. and that's after surgery too. it was 92 before that.

netbeui435 3

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:26

Contact HR Fo harassment.

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:37

Looks like your boss doesn't enjoy doing his job either bitching at you like that.

rcgirl2 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:39

Well just tell your boss that. Maybe she didn't know or she really is just a bitch.

PJmeloche 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:43

Your a bitch.

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:53

I have scoliosis too. People can really be such assholes about it.

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 17:55

Not everyone with scoliosis wears a brace.

greenie213 23

Sunday 22 July 2012 18:22

Poliosis?

purplmurpl 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:00

I have scoliosis too. It does make you look like you don't enjoy your job. Tell him you have it! He may not know(:

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