By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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ELoni_fml 25

So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!

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deathrise007 22

Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P

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GirasolNegro 22

Does your boss have short term memory loss or alzheimers?

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SSJ4Asterisk 5

Go in to work tomorrow and give your 2 weeks notice!

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waleedma 18

I did not laugh so hard for a long time.... Try to get paid fir the days between the two firing....

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UndeadKoopa 3

Burn his house down

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cathrope 10

Just show up and put your two week notice in like others have said. :)

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Izzamee 17

Look on the bright side, two severance packages.

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Tannasgh 22

Count yourself lucky. No telling what pain a nut like that would cause

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zaidthunder1 27

My my, your boss forgot that he fired you. That's heavy.

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