By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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ELoni_fml 25

So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!

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deathrise007 22

Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P

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TeenieRee_2032 27

You should go in the next day. They say the third time is the charm.

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Poundit 17

Lol he obviously won't remember firing you if you show up to work tomorrow morning I'm sure

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Hildy93 21

2 times getting fired cancels each other out its ok

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lilithfury 23

Did you copy this from another persons fml? Cuz I just read the sane story from three years ago.

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brenton490 19

So he fired your firing that's good right?

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faeliality 20

Hey guys, OP here. Thanks to all of you who left funny comments, at least I got a good laugh out of the situation. Today I called my boss back and attempted to explain that I couldn't have shown up to work had I thought I was fired, but he brushed it off as "my mistake for not correcting him at the time." Now I'm out of a job and my idiot boss thinks that this is a good enough cause for my termination. Lawsuit, anyone? :D

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bad_boyfriend 10

He is going to try to screw you out of your unemployment. Get a lawyer.

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Namenlos_fml 20

What 34 said is exactly what I thought when I read this post. Job abandonment is considered quitting, which doesn't qualify you for unemployment benefits. It wouldn't be out of the question for a company to pull something like this to try to weasel their way out of their obligations. I hope it doesn't come to needing a lawyer, but if you need those benefits, don't let the company get away with it. Either way, hope you find new employment soon

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831curmudgeon 7

You have to expect that kind of thing when you work at an alzheimer's center! (OK, I'm going to hell for that one)

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imbedderdenu 23

I'm sorry that's crappy. But it made me LOL...Sorry about your luck OP...

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Big_D_Real 12

That was your chance to tell him how you really feel.

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