By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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ELoni_fml 25

So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!

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deathrise007 22

Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P

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GokuSS400 18

Wait…so if he thinks you weren't fired already…then you get an extra paycheck!!!!

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MadJessTic 29

See if you can't just start going in again... Maybe one cancels out the other!

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laden_swallow09 34

"So, you're a ******* moron who can't even keep his stories straight. I quit a month before you even fired me, so thanks for the extra dough, ya nimrod! I don't work for you anymore, so I can say whatever I want!"

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BananaLand 4

Dude what if it wasn't your boss firing you and it was someone else messing with you?

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jvanevery 19

show up for work and tell everybody what happened you'll probably get a bunch of people saying oh yeah that's him

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