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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 21:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 22:00

Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML

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By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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Make up your mind

By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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Whiner!

By mrjude - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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By Almost Fired - 15/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML

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By Karansuni - 14/10/2013 10:38 - Germany

Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML

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Make your mind up

By fuck you, boss - 21/12/2013 00:30 - United States

Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML

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Big_Daddy_Joe 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:06

I know exactly what you mean.

emo_devon 11

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:06

yes, OP, that happens...unfortunately, we tend to be unaware about how our face looks atm, and ppl just ask if you're pissed or if something is wrong when you are feeling OK...it is pretty annoying.

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SadinSherman 16

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:13

At least now you know

killedmyteacher 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:18

My school counselor told me that my face looks like death warmed over, I just didn't have anything to he smiling about, I didn't exactly feel happy about starting counseling, but I sure wasn't sad or mad, just kinda relaxed and watching. So I know how u feel.

sweetsourangel 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:14

Those school counselors suck. When I was in high school they told my mom that I was on drugs because my eyes were red. I have bad allergies.

lilyz_fml 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

Smile sometime maybe

kittea86 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:22

i have the same issue and judging by comments it is a common issue

summerbreeze888 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:23

Plastic surgery?

hiLife808 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:17

My boss is just like you OP. She always looks mad even when she's not, that's just how her face is LOL! Sorry for you though cuz that sucks :/

badluckattack238 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:30

Squidward, get off of FML, and get back to work!

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 10:57

I have the same problem. I can't walk through a crowd without people looking at me as if to say 'wtf is she so pissed off about?' But I smile/laugh a lot so it's all good :)