By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 624
You deserved it 50
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supafly208 0

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

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suyci 0

put a paper on ur ass: dont insert anything here xD

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ToastedOats 0

Google automatically provides search topics. He probably didn't really type that shit. Its a work computer. Do you actually think he'd risk getting caught looking at the sick stuff at work? It was probably automatically generated. But to be on the safe side, just drink a gallon of bleach.

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NotoriousMandog 0

I understand where the FML came from because if a girl was invited in to look a something and when he typed it in, "Anal sex tips" popped up she would probably feel a little uncomfortable. I doubt the boss is going to do anything because one, he probably would be more into consensual sex over rape. Two, he has a good job with benefits, he wouldn't give that up for a little young man ass.

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NorfolkDude 2

Okay have any of you actually googled "virgin boy asshole?" Because then you'd know that it's a therapy school for virgin donkey's boys.

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katieatieay 0

you could always have another dude **** you. then your asshole would no longer be virgin.

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llnllnll 0

Dont you feel like an ass now? hahaha

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csigabajnok 0

Too bad I can't click on "i agree" more than once... :P

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ReMiX_fml 0

Put a cork in ur ass. he can't do anything if its already plugged up!!

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BalsaTouching 0

Just think about it this way: guys, have you ever looked at womens' virgin assholes? Yes, you have, and that's fine, because it's the internet. Have you ever raped a woman's virgin asshole? Hopefully not. Lots of people get aroused by **** of things they would never actually do because that's part of what **** is - fantasy! Enjoy your business trip, and don't worry too much. ...although I still wouldn't take any of those drinks from your boss. Just saying.

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