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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By "mala_19" - 04/09/2017 23:15

Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

I guess he doesn't like you?

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:33

untag it? or tag him it it.

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maryaalhindi 9

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:52

Why do you have your boss on Facebook anyway ?

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:45

Exactly, OP was asking for it.

MzKylz 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:35

^^^ Exactly

miss_sunshine716 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:54

LOL

RayeofSunshine 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:17

You know you can untag yourself, right?

Paper_Tiger 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:27

If an employee posts unfavourable comments about their company on FB (the source of great evil) they can get fired right? Seems only right that your boss should get fired for what is in actual fact a clear case of harassment.

Stephaline19 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:38

Hahahaha what an ass!

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:40

Hahah coincidence?^ Excuse me if I spelled it incorrectly.

KristinaKreme 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:43

Put a picture of your ass and write a caption saying "kiss it." Don't forget to tag your boss in it! ;]

Loulabelle 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:07

did you have a big lunch and leave it in the staff toilet? Maybe he's reminding you to flush

jeremiah889 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:58

it's Facebook, not FaceBook.

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 15:30

No it's FB

mrjmaster1234 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 13:11

HAHA!!!

miraggg 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:20

this sounds about right... "here's the picture of the shit you have to clean tomorrow when you get to work"

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