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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By "mala_19" - 04/09/2017 23:15

Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

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By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:28

I guess he doesn't like you?

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:33

untag it? or tag him it it.

Comments

Deabells 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 0:34

Lmfao,hahaha,sorry,your boss is a Dick but that was funny.

Dibil 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 3:16

Wow what a douchebag

anthony82_fml_fml 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:46

sue him!

deerescu 1

Monday 10 January 2011 9:06

hahhahaha

gfncute 0

Monday 10 January 2011 18:35

awesome.. just awesome

jUNNiiEB 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 2:57

Haha laughed my ass off when I read this haha

furbs84 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:14

Really unprofessional but so funny!!

StaticMatt 2

Wednesday 6 April 2011 19:42

Awesome boss

bluffinyomuffin 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:16

Well thats suckss , js

littlecuntcats 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 0:57

YDI for adding your boss on Facebook.

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