By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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sakura_girl 14

Is that even a legal reason to fire someone?

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notsorandomguy 18

Smash his balls because having a brother or sister would be awkward.

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GothicAngel17 24

Call Fair Work or whatever organization you have over there that deals with unfair dismissal. I'd tell your mum, too :P no way a decent mother could date a man like that!

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Michael_92 20

That's just wrong in so many ways. I would tell your mom to reject him and try to put him in his place.

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Musicholic_asey 1

Not too smart, is he? Now he'll have to deal with you hating him. How's that for awkwardness?

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wittygirl 8

Things to do to prevent this from happening 1 tell your mom he watches child **** at work and has interest in your mom and a baby suit will be involved. 2 call corporate, if they do nothing see number 3. 3 call better business bureau and report him firing you to pork your mom. 4 hire a hit on that bastard cause he isn't good enough for your mom or you. 5 sue his ass.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

I think by the time we get to number 5, all the judge is gonna see is a mangled corpse on the stand

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Xalandra 17

I'm not sure how much you can do OP but Id still try to find a way to report his ass. If there's anyway to get documentation, like an email where he mentions the reason he fired you, then use that in your report. I'm pretty sure "I'm dating your mom" is not a valid or legal reason to fire anybody.

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wittygirl 8

Adorable kitty, I'm sorry that happened to you =/ my cat was deliberately killed by my neighbors with poison. I moved after and I was just a kid...

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Xalandra 17

Thanks, I'd sue or something but it's not like I have "real" proof the dogs did it. I don't want the dogs put down I just want the owners to put up an invisible fence so it doesn't happen again. Less than 10 minutes after I told the owners that their dogs killed my cat 2 of the dogs got loose again and tried to come back on my sidewalk. So stupid! I'm sorry about your cat too. Some people are just assholes!

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TheFirstSamurai 18

Does he really think it isn't going to be "awkward" if your mum starts dating the guy that fired her daughter?

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