By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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holybuckets 0

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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johng1970 2

a coworker did that once, I put on a song by weird al yankovick..... "the night santa went crazy" talks about santa pulling out an AK-47 on blitzon and making sausage out of rudolph. she let me be me afterwards.

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johng1970 2

btw, play the freedom of religion card and say you don't celebrate Christmas for religious reasons and find it highly Offensive! More people need to slap a law suit on companies forcing their beliefs on their employees. Funny how you can't offend a gay but you can force a christian to listen to your atheist music! research the date christ was born.... not in the winter! That guarantees the music is satanic!

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lmfaoincanada 9

Excuse me you ignorant person. Christmas was actually stolen from paganism. Its actually celebrating the winter equinox. So seeing as catholosism stole it, its probably not right, so I do agree with that. It is not though "satanic" music... though I imagine after a rant like yours you also believe the government is watching you and aliens implanted a chip in your neck... and please explain to me how "frosty the snowman" converts "youll burn in hell you evil sinner"...

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tburke1 7

YDI for not getting into the Christmas spirit. -Treat everyday like Christmas -theres room for everyone on the nice list -The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear ~Elf. Look it up.

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chili10 18

Please disregard this comment. I posted in the wrong place.

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Fulldemonstorm 10

thank god my job is prettty lazy about decorating

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AnimeGamer13 2

I like Christmas just as much as most people, but it can wait until after Thanksgiving

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kainpwnsu 19

I HATE PEOPLE. Can they seriously not see it's only a huge marketing ploy?! Halloween is rapidly approaching the same, astronomically overblown marketing grandeur. I swear, most holidays as still around, ponly to give lazy federal employees yet another paid day off, and for furniture sales.

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anoellem 1

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!!!

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