By unhappyelf - 14/11/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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ReinaJay 13

Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?

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holybuckets 0

I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)

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perdix 29

Tinkling and full-blown jingling? Are there midget ***** working their dressed as kinky elves?

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kimono_fml 17

ydi for saying "tinkle." also for not being in the holiday spirit. you unfestive bastard

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perdix 29

Waiting so long after Halloween to start Christmas is a sign of how shitty our economy is. If it ever recovers, you'll be hearing ******* "Jingle Bell Rock" on Labor Day, and your boss is going to make you hang an ornament on your guiche piercing.

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purebliss7 6

i hate that i worked in one department store that started putting christmas stuu out before halloween by time christmas rolled around i was sick of it. i feel your pain.

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zachw92 1

You know what all of you need to stop your bitching...seriously suck it up and be open-minded and then you'll find that Christmas time will cheer you up

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mr_miyagi 0

Six. inch. ribbon curls. SIX INCHES!

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leogirl95 12

It's Christmas...we're all in misery. (Christmas Vacation)

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Ghandithong 0

Forced christianity bud you can own that there company and never have to put up with that putz humiliating anybody ever again

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ZXDriver 0

That's not forced Christianity. Companies now say "Happy Holidays." Aside from that, what the hell do bells and whatnot have to do with Christianity? That's all stuff we added in so we could market it. :P

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