By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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creeptchilidog 10

She was mystique and just happened to look like the gf

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diagnosed 15

To be honest with you Op you can do a lot better. There is no accidental way to sleep with another person. Both parties are always consenting so his excuse that he accidentally slept with your roommate is utter bullshit. Break up with him you can do better best of luck to you lady and get a new roommate hopefully one that's gay. So there are no more accidents lol

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Al3xv3l92 24

"accidentally" dump him and a new roommate.

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UhHuhHoney 20

You should accidentally break up with that scumbag.

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gearhead369 20

Did you "accidentally" kick him in the balls? Sorry, OP

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tantanpanda 26

#89, I hate that rebuttal. Seriously, the world wouldn't go blind If you don't take the damn eye to begin with. Why cheat then break up with him when you can break up with him and THEN begin a new relationship?

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brieee 23

What does that have to do with ball kicking?

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annie3217 7

"Accidentally" kick him in the balls

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Charles900 16

What a pathetic waste of human space. You deserve better than either of them, OP.

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janfleury 19

Time to "move" on. New boyfriend and new Roommate. Neither can be trusted and if you don't have trust you don't have a good relationship. Sorry OP you deserve so much better than that. Good luck.

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