By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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Nameless_Fellow 11

Dang, your roommate must be quite the **** if she's stretched enough to accidentally fall in to...

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Nameless_Fellow 11

You might consider getting her a t-shirt that reads: "Danger, dark hole ahead! ....Slippery when wet!"

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molzipan 16

How did that conversation even come about? "Oh, sorry babe my dick just fell in. I don't know how it happened!"

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Louie_217 9

Tell your boyfriend "really ?" haha come on how in the world do you accidentally have sex with someone? Lol

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Twisted_Angel 17

Tell your roommate she can have his cheating ass. Find a new place to live, and a new boyfriend OP. Situations like this suck, but you'll be better off without both of them in your life.

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