By thisguy - 08/10/2013 09:55 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
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jizzwold 21

You cheated on your boyfriend with a potato?

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wantmeasandwich 26

Not just any potato. An old, wrinkly one. Shame! I hope you can talk your way out of this one, OP.

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worldclassrager 39

In time you'll find out...or do a DNA test that will prove that he is 100% yours and his child...congrats by the way....

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SwtCherryPie 26

Most babies have blue eyes until they are 6 months old.

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monnanon 13

nope. some people are born with brown eyes and my eye colour didnt set until i was 16.

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Just_my_opinion 2

I was born with dark brown/black hair.... I have Dishwater blonde hair now. I know other people who were born with red hair and it was soon replaced by blonde.

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Powercalcium 5

are you guys aware of such things as recessive and dominate genes? The child could have no traits in common and yet still be a product of the two of you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Newborns are so ugly =]

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stretchedthin 20

a baby's eye color at birth is black, grey, or a slate blue, they don't get their true eye color until 6 months to a year old tell your .bf to do some research or better yet ask the Dr.plus the baby probably got most of her traits from you op

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monnanon 13

i didnt get my true eye colour til sixteen. had blue eyes for a few years then a hazel colour now i have green.

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Krystal3408 32

I'm sorry, but it's obvious your boyfriend is coming up with lame excuses to break up with you and run.

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teresa96706 29

why'd you make a baby if he can't even comprehend that it's his too? is he using the baby as an excuse to break up and not pay for child care?

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bubblyhayley 16

u poor thing just having a baby n bin with a douche bag like that! it should b a happy tym

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831curmudgeon 7

You have to pass a test to legally drive a car, but sadly "stupid" can reproduce without any kind of screening!

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monnanon 13

thats called eugenics and it doesnt work. mostly because the only way to tell if someone will be a good parent or not is to let them be one.

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