By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 209
You deserved it 3 692

Same thing different taste

Comments

mileyfan17 8

It's a guy thing, it means he loves you.

sierralovesyou 0

Sexy... Gets you in the mood, doesn't it?

woww2011 3
marryjaneex0 7

Next time he says that tell him every time you look at your poop you remember his performance in bed.