By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
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SexyHindu 2

What the hell does he put in his salad?

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Savra_fml 17

Tell him the only reason you remember he has a dick is because you have to put the toilet seat down every day.

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jack_tells_truth 0

You're dating him, you deserve it. Hope ya like his form of compliments

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Apperantly, your thick skull can't comprehend the behavior patterns of humans and their ability to act. Thank god for psychology.

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Mourningstar 4

Guys only remember a girls eye color if he's "In love", apparently this one isn't......

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Iffyy 6

But he does remember her eye color..

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Savra_fml 17

OP, shit on his back and the tell him "careful buddy, i've got my eyes on you!"

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ToeJams 0

You know what they say about people with brown eyes; there full of sh!t

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kiakia0131 23

How romantic of him to say that!

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badactor009 0

He is immature. Thoughtless and not very kind as well. Just because you think up something does not mean you need to say it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

"You didn't just save my life, brown eyes... You made my life worth saving..."

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Savra_fml 17

"The doctor said if I don't take a dump soon, my constipation could kill me....so I ate the salad you made me....So now, every time I take a shit after eating one of your salads,...I,....I think of your eyes....." *snifs all teary eyed and slowly reaches over for paper*

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