By poopcoloredeyes - 31/10/2011 20:06 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 209
You deserved it 3 692

Same thing different taste

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It must have been a very slow day in the socialization department

wow tht is so rude I would never say tht to my gf :)

So.... Would that be light brown, dark brown, green-brown or murky green?

KiddNYC1O 20

I don't see how this is an fml... an btw OP I like your name ;) :p

asianpersuasian2 9

Congratulations, you're boyfriend is disgusting just like every other guy ever!

"Well hunny your eyes are the color of my pee during my period"