By justash12 - 25/08/2013 09:13 - United States - Kearny

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

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Top comments

Tall_Enough 10

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

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Welshite 39

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

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Comments

justmeCee 16

That is disgusting...I would break up with someone over that! FYL Op.

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darthkarja 3

No. the bathroom is right outside the tent.

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Poetaster 10

I got nothing.... Camping 101... Poop a good distance from your tent and BURY IT!!

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catanita 18

Time to dump .... him. That is so childish an immature.

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reymon8823 24

Hope you weren't barefoot lol

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Cecil_Baldwin 5

Maybe he was trying to make light of the situation? (For example, when someone around me says "I lost my item!" my reaction is almost automatically a joking "Sorry, I got hungry." If I was around someone I hadn't said it to before and it happened to be a FOOD item... Well.)

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mrsnugglefunny 10

I guess you had a shitty time camping ;)

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