Love: Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way... - FML

By justash12 - 25/08/2013 09:13 - United States - Kearny

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML

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justash12 10

Wednesday 28 August 2013 20:10

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

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Tall_Enough 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

Welshite 39

Sunday 25 August 2013 16:56

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

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SwimmerBoy16 15

Sunday 20 April 2014 7:09

Do you think he was joking??

marthamydear23 9

Friday 4 August 2017 19:44

ewww. that's so gross. I can't believe he'd do that. yuck

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