By justash12 - 25/08/2013 09:13 - United States - Kearny

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 809
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OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

Top comments

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

Comments

graceinsheepwear 33

Was the toilet paper a minute walk away too, in the bathroom? Ew.

I have no words. You poor, poor girl.

When people stop pooping in bad places. Where there is poop, there will be FMLs!

Yeliab333 20

that must have been in-tents (intense) hah:)

Why is there a bathroom if your camping.

Public campgrounds are often equipped with facilities to make daily ablutions simpler. Shower, shave, etc.

Surprised nobody said shit happens, or that's a shitty situation OP. Anyways sorry to hear that OP hope your camping trip had its bright side other than that accident

olpally 32

Read all the comments before you comment. They've both been used on the first page.

He couldn't go around to the side of the tent...or try to make the walk?