By justash12 - 25/08/2013 09:13 - United States - Kearny

Today, my boyfriend and I are on camping vacation. On my way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
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justash12 10

OP here following up with some details! I can not get the image of him crouching in front of the tent and taking a shit out of my head! Yes, it was a shitty situation. No, I haven't dumped him. Shoes were on! We were at a public campground, down the shore. The bathrooms have toilets, showers, sinks, and TP.

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Top comments

Tall_Enough 10

that's a long walk for a man who has to poop!

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Welshite 39

He was just afraid of all the bears and lions which frequent the camp at night. It's a perfectly valid excuse.

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wingedangel123 8

Shit, I really hope we don't get those "situation" comments -_-. And geez, I thought I was lazy. Your boyfriend's lazier than me and my lazy siblings combined together.

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BossPathfinderGM 14

I'm sure he would have seen comment 35 if it was already made before his own. But 15 comes first. Look before you speak indeed.

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perdix 29

"On my way out of the tent" makes it sound like he actually shat inside the tent. Say it ain't so, Joe, say it ain't so!!!

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TheDrifter 23

Nope, right outside the door. Get them when they set that first step outside, don't let them get their hopes up. It's the best technique.

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starile 19

That would be unforgivable. I'd bust out the chillax at that point and hide the body at sundown.

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Enslaved 36

I never understood why campers usually bring beans on their trips. Being gassy and sleeping in tight quarters is a combo for smelly disaster. Also a minute walk is too far if he's afraid of the Blair Witch. :P

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Zebediabolical 39

Being gassy makes for a warm sleeping bag!

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yankeesfancg 13

He made it out of the tent at least

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perdix 29

We don't know that for sure. The way it's written, the mound of poo could either be just inside or just outside of the tent. I put in a request for clarification :)

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fakedsincerity 32

he was just being at one with Mother Nature. look where you're stepping, next time!

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olpally 32

What a lazy piece of shit boyfriend ya got there.

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InfernoVivo 12

What a shitty situation. Don't crap out on us right now.

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olpally 32

Thumbs down for stupidity and overused pun.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Are you not paying any attention at all?

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HeartOfLead 24

Clearly, the anal leakage side affect from that medication hasn't worn off yet.

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Vilsitior_93 12

When a guy says he can't make it, he can't make it!! Lmao

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