By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
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MissIconic 8

Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.

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Comments

Austyn57 1

ahhhhhh the classic rebound ;)

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O0HLOV 2

and this is surprising because.....?

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Yukimor 2

"Try" appears to be the operative word in this FML.

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_TheAtheist_ 10

He misread the situation. What an amateur.

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SoultheWolf 19

I really hope you kicked him in the nuts and told him to leave.

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livelovemusic22 3

That's happening to me with this o e guy....it's annoying.

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hateevryone 14

You know all guys think alike. If you want some comfort, turn to a female.

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wironandine 8

You're surprised? He's a genius. I bet you did it too

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