By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
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MissIconic 8

Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.

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downtime 12

And its about time. That ****** has been on life support for too long.

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Beezy1216 3

Don't lose hope, there are still a few left. At least one or two right? Right? Anyone there? smh

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S182 15

Factual fact, because as we all know there is not one guy left anywhere in the world that could be described as chivalrous.

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theluckyones 10

Chivalry is dead.. But it's us women who killed it.

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americanafrican 32

#98 that's the truth. then most women complain about no one having it

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TGuzzy610 4

he wants you to "confort" him more than the other way around

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thugzy510 0

That's one way to comfort him lol Ohhh you mean you

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eshaa 5

Aww im sorry./: you should've slapped him!

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hotcaligirl 10

I hate that shit. Trying to take advantage by offering to be a good "friend".

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wildsweetchild 19

Pure friendship with opposite sex is rare...most of the time one of two is hoping for more. This case clearly shows it... apparently he thought that the day had come for him to finally get more.

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pmr1990 12

YDI for not understanding how male friends work. They either want to have sex with you, or use you to have sex with your friends, end of story. Get a girl friend to comfort you instead if you wanted emotional support.

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zandalee 19

58- you're twelve aren't you? Isn't it time for beddy-byes? :)

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SlackerEmeritus 13

Time to send that fellow on his way, OP. Preferably with a solid kick to the ass.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Simply disgusting.

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