By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
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PokeyStix 3

Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

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epoh_fml 0

tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

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chenoa_fml 0

tell him to use some foot powder for stinky feet and fresh, clean socks is a must!! eww.. I personally know how much of a turn off stinky feet are x_x

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sexysue 0

what's going on with comments disappearing and out of order?? WTF

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EllOfficial 6

and then if he took em off, you would write an fml about him having smelly feet.... so in the end it's all the same :)

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lonely_heart_89 6

and the problem is...? him having his shoes on during sex doesnt exactly physically prohibit him from performing. get over it, OP.

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vivalacobraxo 0

he was just thinking of you? maybe if he took his shoes off it would smell horrific and you wouldn't be able to focus on the sex? maybe he was being considerate..

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perdix 29

Was he wearing ugly shoes? OK, I realize that a guy wearing nothing but shoes is awkward, but you'll forget that once the sex gets hot and heavy. On the other hand, the moldy, acrid stench of hot, sweaty, fungus-laden bare feet that smell like rancid cheese would certainly rob you of sexual pleasure. If you are going to choke and gag on something during sex, it shouldn't be foot odor.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

So what? They're just shoes. Some guys get off by having girls wear nothing but shoes (specifically stilletos) in bed. Still, yeah it might have been annoying but at least he was being considerate. Must have been bad sex if all you could think about was his shoes.

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elwoods 0

Aw man. I actually find that really sad... that he's obviously really insecure and really worried about what you think and you're posting online to make fun of him :-( Poor guy.

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