Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity....

By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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Running gag

By needsomelove - 20/10/2019 06:00 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Saturday 10 March 2012 15:58

'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.

suitgirl5 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:00

If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

Comments

7SeasOfRhye 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:39

how old are you OP? 10? Go play hopscotch or read a Little Critters book

supermonke07 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:46

How old are you? I knew about sex and understood it since I was 11. Your parents never gave you the talk?

kh_khedoyan 4

Saturday 10 March 2012 21:47

This is funny but not true)))

FajitaFreak 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:01

If you are not old enough or smart enough to understand how to have sex, odds are you are ignorant of the very serious potential consequences of doing so. Thus, avoid it until you learn everything you can about it. It's important. Getting an unwanted pregnancy (even if you can abort it) or an STD does not make for a pleasant day.

fsomelife 26

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:01

1. The phrase "we DECIDED it was time to lose our virginity" speaks for itself. 2. This give me hope that nature finally found a defense against idiots reproducing.