Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity....

By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By needsomelove - 20/10/2019 06:00 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Saturday 10 March 2012 15:58

'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.

suitgirl5 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 16:00

If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

Comments

Perc_fml 2

Monday 12 March 2012 4:46

Are you both retarded or just pre-pubescent? Either way, please don't have sex.

hateevryone 14

Monday 12 March 2012 5:38

omg, yall both need help.

xXkarineXx 0

Monday 12 March 2012 6:05

Ok people ur saying she's too young I'm about to be 17 and I'm too young to have sex but yet I still know how to have sex I didn't know what sex was until like 4months after my sweet 16 and I thought sex was the guy just rubbing his friend on to the girls friend so u never know what the two know what sex means

sarg1994 3

Monday 12 March 2012 6:07

****, Its not only entertaining but instructional

lkalili 7

Monday 12 March 2012 6:24

Nobody cares.

moongoddess 0

Monday 12 March 2012 6:25

the internet could have come.in.handy.there. there are "how to.do" instructions for.almost anything.

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 12 March 2012 7:02

Let me guess: you're 14 or 15 AT BEST? Neither of you were actually ready for sex even remotely. Your friends have just been telling you it's cool and that you're supposed to be doing it. There's no reason you need to be having sex when you're not even legal just because others are. That's nothing but a good way to get yourself in trouble.

hotchick90037 3

Monday 12 March 2012 7:12

Obviously... It wasn't time.

itsgen 16

Monday 12 March 2012 7:32

I call fake, having sex is human nature how can you not know?

graveyard_girl 0

Monday 12 March 2012 7:52

if you don't know how to do it then you should do some research online, and I'm not talking **** (although that might help too lol). I mean going to a legit sex education website and learning all the in's and outs (pun intended) of sex. also, if you don't know how to have sex than you're probably not an expert on contraception either which you should definitely look into. try itsyoursexlife.org, that's the one we were told to go to in sex ed when I was in high school and I actually found it very informative. best of luck to you both and please use protection next time!