Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time....

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 15:20

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. Both of us being virgins, we couldn't figure out how to do it. I started laughing at how absurd it was. Now he's mad because he thinks I was laughing at him. FML

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Tuesday 10 October 2017 10:12

If you can't figure out how to have sex, then you are definitely not ready for it yet.

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user53658 15

Tuesday 10 October 2017 10:12

If you can't figure out how to have sex, then you are definitely not ready for it yet.

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