By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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meganfoxsbitch 0

Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..

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samaroo0 0

They don't work so don't even try them OP

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Sit on the basketball & flatten it.

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babyzann 0

He probably meant it in a good way... Most girls are never happy with their figure, isn't it? I'll be glad if my husband gets me diet pills. :)

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

You must have really low self-esteem then, I know plenty of confident women who are perfectly happy with their bodies, ranging from slender to voluptuous.

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mssalmonella 0

What does self-esteem have to do with it? Just because you want to be healthy? Your brain is so messed up!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Take the ball back, put it up on eBay, and buy him a bottle of ExtenZe

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laynie09 0

whata jerk take the ball & bounce it upside his head wtf !? no one deserves tht crap , &efff him dont let it make yu feel bad . hes a douche obviously ! &if he doesnt appreciate what hes got someone else willl!

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ZDK5498 6

what a D-BAG! that's not a present! that's a request to lose weight. don't change yourself if you don't want to.

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bubo_fml 10

Just play B-ball w/ him...The lbs. will melt away!

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