Love: Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts....

By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/12/2018 09:30 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 235

You deserved it 2 997

By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML

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You deserved it 4 939

By crazygirl - 15/12/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

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You deserved it 33 764

By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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Regmeister 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:02

FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...

meganfoxsbitch 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:09

Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..

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kei1108 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:10

BREAK UP!!!!!

Maravilla4 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:44

Hahahaha, a least yours will be more useful

roseashes29 6

Friday 6 January 2012 20:28

DUMP THE CHUMP!

_SoccerChick13_ 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 1:21

Oh my gosh... I'll help you kill him:D haha jk!

Bonnie42 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 6:16

Does he know that weight loss means your boobs will get smaller?

Bonnie42 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 6:28

Omg! I only just realized how creeper that sounds, I didn't mean it like that!

nicholasj96 9

Wednesday 20 November 2013 11:22

Take it back and sell it on eBay .

thefirstwhiteboy 17

Sunday 21 December 2014 23:53

I would've taken it back and sold it on the Internet

OneTrackMind 17

Sunday 9 August 2015 16:33

Guys can be so arrogant sometimes.

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Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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