By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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meganfoxsbitch 0

Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..

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rachelkayy 0

Are you serious?? Duuuude that's terrible. FYL. I would've broken up with him right then and there.

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nu1alex 0

I would slip them into all of his food and drinks over time.

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buckeyebaby3 4

What a fucktard he is.. If he's still your boyfriend, so are you!!'

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MisterEx 28

At least he didn't attach a card to the pills saying: take a hint but don't eat it.

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Entheatus 13

Step 1: Take back your gift. Step 2: Dump that moron. Step 3: Sell autographed basketball on eBay. Step 4: Profit.

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tracyanai15 0

That deserved a swift kick in the balls, a basketball to the nose, and a breakup. What a dick

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bizarre_ftw 21

Ha! XD Like she actually gave him the compliment of a grave! She tossed him in the river! Let the fish have at him!

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loserman67 35

Once again a man shows what assholes we men can be. Sorry about your problem. First - pop the basketball, second - pop him in the balls, third - break bottle of diet pills over his head, fourth - find guy with huge ****, get your world rocked, fifth - get into a better relationship and finally sixth - sit back and enjoy a better life.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Don't pop the ball. Take it back and sell it to get your money back. Or, take it back, keep it for a while to have the monetary value to go up, then sell it. No need to lose all the money.

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