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By BadLuckinLove - 07/07/2010 10:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

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rig_89 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 0:28

OP here! Haha. For those wanting to know what happened afterwards - Me: Are you trying to have sex with me right now?! Him: Seems like it. Me: *stomp off pissily* Yeah. We made up later. He told me I was the last girl he wanted to have sex with, and in his book that was pretty much love. :) Haha. He makes jokes a lot, but I was in a bitchy mood it didn't seem funny to me right then, he didn't realize how upset I was and that it would make me even more upset. Now I think its hilarious, and its a win for both of us since we got on FML! :) And yeah, he got some later after we made up lol. Overall, he isn't a total douche and I didn't mean to pull a bitch move on him. I was being overemotional.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:14

Words are cheap! His actions show that he really loves you...r ******.

troublant_fml 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:08

Wow, he sounds like the sensitive, lovey-dovey type.

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dydee 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:30

I dunno, I don't think it's all that horrible. it's kinda funny.

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:31

Ohwow now thats one u wana take home to meet the folks? was he always this sensitive? And why is he still considered your boyfriend instead of your ex.

icantellu 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:34

shakenbake93 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:35

Dump his sorry ass and be done with it.

triggerit 5

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:36

what the f insisting on such a thing... at any case male will response the same sexual way if you are pretty...

chels1010 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:37

wow, that sucks!

masked812 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:37

yes #11 hopefully fml will provide a fix for this not necessarily os4

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:38

Obviously he's not the only one that keeps a pistol in his pocket.

jasonmcw 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:40

I wish my boyfriend would stick his hands down my pants =l

nsriley 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 18:03

HAHAHA

sweetin 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:14

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sloop_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:48

all u will ever be is a piece of arse. deal with it. or u can grow up and find a nice guy, but u and I both know that's not going to happen sweetie

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